Safe Sex

The other day i saw Jeremey from last year 4E1 class and i was like " at least they got the right person ...". He was on channel U toking about safe sex. That worries me.


Has our society really fallen to such degrading standards ? And was it just me or did jeremy said that he showed his friends condom ( to teach them safe sex, whether he had it on or not i do not noe becos in chinese in sounded like ...erm nvm).The show carried on and on and on and i was like "hey where did that condom came from" and why does jeremy have it ? Did he turned into a super suave womanising (safe) sex machine since i last saw him?



Then i thought to myself, which teenager going through the rebellious phrase ever listen to preeching adults? So what the hell does the show hope to achieve ?





firstly we must clear the misunderstanding that safe sex doesnt just mean not doing SM. Nope nope this is safe as in not wearing protection. Sorta like installing norton firewall



Then it occurs to me that the best way to promote safe sex is to show teens not how to prevent it but instead the end results.Thus as a responsible citizen i have brought it upon myself to write yet another lame post on promoting safe sex







cute bundle of joy or hellish angel of death ?

Now that you have instilled the hesitance into those pesky little teenagers you have to strike while the iron is hot. Procced with informing the cons of babies

1 ) poop everwhere
2 ) laze around eating out of your pocket when fully grown
3 ) sleep hour is cut short by 50 %
4 ) worry that they will do the same stupid things that you did when ur their age
e.g not practicing safe sex
5 ) will genetically look like you

hopefully once thats all done teenagers will be crazy not to pratice safe sex.